We gave up trying to get the shearer and after a couple of cases of flystrike, we bought a 12V clipper in an auction and did them ourselves over the past few days.
Going to be honest, it wasn't great. We removed the wool, but also a few bits of sheep in the process (hopefully they'll grow back, but it did give me nightmares).
I tried to explain this to a friend and she said "yes, but at least you'll have learned how to do it properly now though". Er, no.
"Yes, but it's better for their welfare if you do it, because they know you". Womble thinks of the bits of sheep he accidentally removed..... Er, no.
"Okay, but you'll have saved some money at least, right?" Also no!
Summary and conclusion: I am an idiot. I can also hardly move this morning.