[robert waddell]

hope you like this one my hubby laughed for hour after reading this

Swearing !


A wee 7 year old Aberdonian loon and his 5 year old brother are

 Upstairs in their bedroom.


'De ye ken fit?', says the 7 year old, 'I think it's aboot time we

 Started sweering.' The 5 year old nods his head in approval.

 
'Fin we ging doonstairs fir breakfast am gan to swear first, then ye

 Kin sweer after me, ok?'

 
'Aye!' the 5 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

 
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants

 For breakfast.

 
'A'll hae some of that Weetabix s**t !'

 
*SMACK*!!

He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and

 Ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

 

She looked at the 5 year old and asked with a stern voice, 'And what do

 YOU want for breakfast, young man?'

 

'I dinna ken,' he blubbers, 'but it winna be fecking Weetabix!'

 

 

 

[CameronS]

 

[robert waddell]

thought you all would like it

[faith0504]

house is in tears, OH is chuckling his head off  

[Sandy]

Thanks, my second laugh of the day  ........I have told sooooooooooooo many people about the little boy I picked up to go to a play scheme and I asked if his nan had arrived from South Africa (his mum had moaned to me about him the week before) Little boy replied " Yes...."F***ing" Nan came last night" He thought that was her name !!!!!!

[Daveravey]

 

[Cobra]

Excellent 

Newsagent writes a letter of redundancy to his 13 year old paperboy.
The mother complains that the well laid out and correctly termed letter, is not a suitable language for teenagers to comprehend.
the shopkeeper apologised to the mother and sends a text to the teenager.

Pi$$ Off Init!

[Sandy]

  Thanks for my morning laugh Cobra

[Rosemary]

  Thank you everyone!

[sabrina]

So funny and just like something kids would do 

[sheardale]

             very good