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scotelf

  • Joined Aug 2010
  • West Lothian
He said to me...
« on: October 29, 2010, 09:54:11 am »
He Said To Me!


He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it

I said to him . . . You wear trousers don't you?
 
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He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?

I said to him .. . They don't have time

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He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened.

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He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?

I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

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He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?

I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
 

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faith0504

  • Joined Aug 2010
  • take it easy and chill
    • blaemuir cottage
Re: He said to me...
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2010, 09:57:10 am »
absolutely brilliant  :D :D :D :D

Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: He said to me...
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2010, 01:02:41 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Poor guys

piggy

  • Joined Oct 2008
Re: He said to me...
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2010, 04:05:37 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D

Mickyork

  • Joined Feb 2010
  • Yeadingham, North Yorkshire
Re: He said to me...
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2010, 11:23:51 pm »
Ha ha ha love it. Very good  8) 8) 8)
Live for today. Tomorrow never comes

Sandy

  • Guest
Re: He said to me...
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2010, 11:42:14 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D

Helencus

  • Joined Feb 2010
  • NW Leicestershire
Re: He said to me...
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2010, 08:30:16 am »
Lol very good  ;D ;D ;D

 

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