The Accidental Smallholder Forum
Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: scotelf on October 29, 2010, 09:54:11 am
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He Said To Me!
He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him . . . You wear trousers don't you?
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He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
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He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time
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He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened.
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He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
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He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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absolutely brilliant :D :D :D :D
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;D ;D ;D ;D Poor guys
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;D ;D ;D
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Ha ha ha love it. Very good 8) 8) 8)
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;D ;D ;D
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Lol very good ;D ;D ;D