[MAK]

  excellent sausage story - makes my kipper strapped to the engine of a newly married couple rather tame. It did take them a few days to find the kipper and then it was welded on to the engine block.

[cloddopper]

excellent sausage story - makes my kipper strapped to the engine of a newly married couple rather tame. It did take them a few days to find the kipper and then it was welded on to the engine block.

 Do You know a guy called BILL GOULD ? ( my big bro )
..His best pal /bestman called Frank Burns  did that to him & his new wife Pat back in the mid  1960's. They were still laughing about it when we visited them late last year.

[Bramblecot]

Most of my OH's evil mates used to do the 'fish in the car' trick in the 70's too.  Ruined many a old banger .  But taking the ends of the curtain poles and putting prawns in there is even worse

[Bodger]

At college, we regularly smeared boot polish on the toilet seat and ocasionally stretched cling film across it too. 

[tizaala]

Spilled milk in a car is bad enough, 3 weeks later you want to burn the car...

[JulieWall]

That was funny 

We brought a dead chest freezer back from the tip to use for composting stuff and when we got it home discovered a load of rotting meat inside it. Some people are truly disgusting .... and very lazy!
Guess who had to hold her breath and clean it out too

[Lesley Silvester]

Remember the days of the huge storage heaters which contained bricks to hold the warmth? When I had those, I used to put bowls of dough on top to rise, which is did very successfully. Until the day that I left it a bit too long and some escaped down the back of the storage heater.


The first two or three days of having baking bread smells wafting through the house were great. Even the couple of days of toast cooking were ok but when we got to the week or so of burnt toast, it wasn;t so funny.