Lime is about the only thing we don't need to apply - I could probably ship you a tonne or two (we live at the foot of the North Downs (North being a relative term given that this is Southern Kent) - chalk hills

). But I did reckon I could walk up and down spreading something pelleted. I do like the idea of waiting until the vines are planted and then I can focus on spreading in the relevant area (and can't yet predict where the rows are going to be that exactly - head hurts too much). I'm thinking we might need some casual labour in to help lay the weed matting and add the canes and guards so maybe they can help spread stuff too.
I'm with your support on the manure - more because it's a pain to spread compared with little pellets. Good luck doing it on your own!
You obviously like a challenge with secondary fermentation...
My entire alcohol creation history to date consists of explosive elderflower champagne, explosive ginger beer and a few bottles (yet to be opened) of gooseberry, elderflower and blackberry wine. What more experience does one need to start a vineyard? At the moment I've not even started panicking about that - first get the vines in, second keep them alive (especially with rampant rabbits around), third train them (apparently we're going for Scott Henry trellis which involves some really complex pruning techniques) and once I've sussed all of that, then I can move on to how to actually make wine. Meantime if I've coped with numbers one to three and can't go on, some of the big vineyards around here will buy in grapes and turn them into something far superior to anything I'll be able to manage. My biggest problem is that I'm not really a big wine lover and have the palate of a worm - I do seem to have had a lot of interest in the role of wine taster though!