[Anke]

heated loo paper?  heated loo seats?  You might as well get the computer in there and never come out of your 'office' you southern softies!  We've got 2 garden loos which are composting ones - bit of sawdust on the top of your contribution    and hey presto, it's odour free for the next in the queue. Makes you feel warmer in winter if you go outside and then come back in again!

What NO inside loos? I am impressed! Although makes those middle of the night - I shouldn't have had that last glass of wine - visits a bit more adventourous...
Remember them from when as kids we went to visit relations in the "village", no water mains then... for us (small) town kids it was all very exciting... and we always got told off for using too much sawdust..

[goosepimple]

Silly silly Anke!!!           I said GARDEN toilets - I'm not that flipping tough!!!         

[bangbang]

Silly silly Anke!!!           I said GARDEN toilets - I'm not that flipping tough!!!         

[Anke]

Well our (gents) garden loo is known as the compost heap in other people's garden... for liquid contributions only of course... (and taking into consideration the wind direction).

[Ina]

Remember them from when as kids we went to visit relations in the "village", no water mains then... for us (small) town kids it was all very exciting... and we always got told off for using too much sawdust..

Sawdust? That's posh... My most insistent memory of visits to my uncle's is the loo - in the pig shed. Proper wooden loo, of course; but your contributions simply went the same way as the pigs'. I was so scared - my knees were only a few centimetres away from those hungry snouts of those huuuuge (to me little one!)  sows... 

[goosepimple]

Sounds like our house, you never get a minutes peace, not even in the loo