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colliewoman

  • Joined Jul 2011
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Re: 14 rams next field, when do I 'worry'?
« Reply #45 on: September 09, 2012, 09:59:06 pm »
Quote from: robert waddell on September 09, 2012, 04:35:38 pm
this gets more impossible the longer it goes on   that young tup would need to be standing on its hind legs in a vertical plane   and can balance  in this vertical plane    the penis being bendier   i have heard of them being broken  esp in bulls   but never witnessed this    more to the point did that ewe or sheep slapper  conceive to that tup on that date :farmer:


I assure you she was the only ewe among her flock to not get a raddle mark when the boys were put in so I assume she did conceive at that point.


I only relax now when there are 2 fences between my sheep and someone else's ram ;)


I am not generally in the habit of inventing ovine porn Robert I promise you it happened!  :-*
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robert waddell

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Re: 14 rams next field, when do I 'worry'?
« Reply #46 on: September 10, 2012, 09:41:41 am »
Jodie has Lillian never told you that that is my only falling   always right ;)
colliewoman   if it were not for the porn neither the animals or us would be here today  :farmer:
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Fleecewife

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Re: 14 rams next field, when do I 'worry'?
« Reply #47 on: September 10, 2012, 12:14:35 pm »
None of us is ever too old to learn Robert  :sheep: :sheep: :eyelashes:    There's more than one position for sex  :roflanim:
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robert waddell

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Re: 14 rams next field, when do I 'worry'?
« Reply #48 on: September 10, 2012, 12:35:03 pm »
yes the Kama sutra is a very good read     even cats can throw a few surprises as i have seen
 
yes the older the fiddle the sweater the tune :farmer:
« Last Edit: September 10, 2012, 12:59:47 pm by robert waddell »
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plumseverywhere

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Re: 14 rams next field, when do I 'worry'?
« Reply #49 on: September 10, 2012, 01:27:54 pm »
Quote from: robert waddell on September 10, 2012, 12:35:03 pm
yes the Kama sutra is a very good read     even cats can throw a few surprises as i have seen
 
yes the older the fiddle the sweater the tune :farmer:


is that the 'Baaa-ma sutra' in this case?
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colliewoman

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Re: 14 rams next field, when do I 'worry'?
« Reply #50 on: September 10, 2012, 01:42:28 pm »
K stop it now, I'm at work and keep sniggering :roflanim: :roflanim:
i shall be getting in trouble soon :innocent:
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Turn the rust of hate back into passion.
It's not water into wine
But it's here, and it's happening.
Massive,
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RaisinHall Tamworths

  • Joined May 2011
    • North Yorkshire
Re: 14 rams next field, when do I 'worry'?
« Reply #51 on: September 13, 2012, 08:37:40 pm »
I would just like to announce I have managed to convince Robert Waddell that myself, Fleecewife and Colliewoman are all right when we say that tups can get ewes in lamb through a fence  ;D .
It isn't often said from Roberts mouth so I thought it needed logging in words for all to see  :excited: .
We were right, Robert was wrong and he accepts it  :D .  (well he doesn't accept it) however he is willing to allow us to be right.
Well done Robert  ;D   :-*  a huge step for mankind  ;) :roflanim:
I await the response.....
 
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colliewoman

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Re: 14 rams next field, when do I 'worry'?
« Reply #52 on: September 13, 2012, 08:49:18 pm »
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :trophy: :trophy: :roflanim: :roflanim:




 ;D







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We'll turn the dust to soil,
Turn the rust of hate back into passion.
It's not water into wine
But it's here, and it's happening.
Massive,
but passive.


Bring the peace back

robert waddell

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Re: 14 rams next field, when do I 'worry'?
« Reply #53 on: September 13, 2012, 10:19:00 pm »
sorry Jodie did not convince me     the rylock turned out to be the half height ones that you can get not  full 800 mm high    although Jodie was getting a bit uptight at not winning the debate
 
and yes Jodie went into great detail  with the sheep fornication act     it was good to watch and listen with Jodie :roflanim: :farmer:
« Last Edit: September 14, 2012, 08:16:59 am by robert waddell »
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