ok ... great utterly meanie scots (

robert & lillian meanies for not telling us poor dunces

! )
gorgeous utterly magnificent scots (keeping a balance here!

)
Grossly Undervalued Marvellous Scots
toothless people
private detective with his own television series
belonging to Great Uncle Michael (was that in Ballet Shoes?)
something to do with the big department store / shopping mall in Moscow
Hey you two you are supposed to care about animal welfare ... I'm suffering here; it's clearly a very clever pun and I am being tortured by not knowing what it means! Put me out of my misery, PLEASE !