i can see what you had for breakfast (my nan if i had a short skirt on lol)
Where I come from, its "showing next week's washing!"
she's got a...face like a fit, ...face like a slapped arse
in bad weather "its bad at Pickery corner (a road junction about 15 miles away.. how would you know?)
Piffle, muck, its a buggmass!!
Think I'll stop there, you'll think we're weird!