I had a slight drama with a neighbour where we had shared responsibility of fences in the title deeds .. when it was in obvious need of repair I approached them about us doing it ourselves to save money .
" Oh I'm not going to do that" , said the neighbour. " I can't afford it and I'm not going to get blisters on my hands " .
" Fine , no problems " I said . I'll just have to tether the goats along the fence line then , till they get it all grazed down.
I borrowed six of the stinkiest meat
billy's you can imagine and had them staked along the fence line reasonably close to the other peoples home which was down wind of the prevalent south westerlies ..
The billy's were duly pegged along the top end of paddock and moved every three days . Ye gods , the stench of them was abominable as each of them got their hormones going to out perform each other in the mating game stakes .
One warm sunny afternoon after staking the goats out the guy came home early from work and called me over .. " Errr Dave , I've been thinking about the fence , yes we do need to keep it in good order .
You do the work & I'll pay for half the materials " . "Wait a minute " I said & popped inside for the materials quote & delivery charges plus the digger hire quote , asked for & got half of it all there & then in tenners.
I was buggered if I was going to lay the cash out and then find they wouldn't cough up.
This little retirement bungalow property we now live in has the same sort of neighbours on both sides. When we arrived all the fences needed renewing at the rear part of the property.
Both sets of neighbours made a lot of noise ....pointing out that they owned the front brick or block built walls & rear part of the side fences, so I could not do anything to them.
So I took lots & lots of photos , used a 30 mtr tape measure where it is easy to read the measurement of loads of reference points up & down the property .
I got a good friend to start digging holes in the concrete pathway 12 inches in on on my side of the property line using a medium concrete breaker , they show him working a foot inside the old boundary fences at the back and loads more as the work to install " H "section reinforced 3 mtr long concrete posts progressed . As well as plenty more pictures showing two guys sliding in the new hit & miss fence panels on my new boundary line.
The cheeky beggar who came to live with obnoxious creature to my right decided to start painting the fence panels that faced their house . He was gutted when I showed him pictures of where the old fence used to be and pointed out the old stubs of fence posts still in the ground . I also informed him that the new fence is wholly mine and does not need painting for at least 30 years nor will I allow them to tie or nail etc any plants or fixtures on my fence .
Well he had to do something with this light orange paint so he decided to paint the other neighbors fence that adjoins and was very quickly told to stop as the bloody paint was running through the panels and making a mess of the other side. Not only that , he was also told in no uncertain terms that the fence was not theirs to paint .
He ended up having to pay for & repaint the whole fence both sides in a nice olive green brownish colour.
Such are the joys of living in a small Welsh hamlet .
The
numpty has now taken to using a low end pressure washer to clean the front brick walling on their side of it every other week or so ........ Me ? I don't bother as they have declared that it is their wall . Last weekend he finally managed to blow the mortar out of several of the perpendicular pointing , so he now blows water right through the wall.
I guess it won't be long before he causes the whole wall to collapse & come to me to help pay for a new one ....where upon I'll offer in writing half the material cost for a simple 3 foot high 3x3 oak post and single strand of plain wire solution ..
Plus I'll also get my own quotes for the materials , as I have a couple of trade accounts available where things are very very cheap .