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sheila

  • Joined Apr 2008
  • Mablethorpe Lincolnshire
Living will
« on: August 31, 2010, 03:51:10 pm »
MY LIVING WILL

     

 Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
 
 They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.
                          The little bastards.
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daniellestocks

  • Joined Jun 2009
  • Nr Pickering, North Yorkshire
Re: Living will
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2010, 04:06:42 pm »
 ::)  :D
Strangely funny

scotelf

  • Joined Aug 2010
  • West Lothian
Re: Living will
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2010, 06:33:56 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Lynn :)

Sudanpan

  • Joined Jan 2009
  • West Cornwall
    • Movement is Life
Re: Living will
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2010, 08:12:50 pm »
 :D :D :D :D :D

JulieS

  • Joined Mar 2009
  • Devon - EX39 5RF
    • Ford Mill Farm
Re: Living will
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2010, 08:41:14 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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knightquest

  • Joined May 2010
  • Birmingham
    • Knight Pet Supplies
Re: Living will
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2010, 08:58:46 pm »
Laugh out loud funny...............well done :D
Ian (me), Diane (my wife) and 4 dogs. Ollie (Lab mix) , Quest (Malamute), Gazer and Boris (Leonbergers)

Mickyork

  • Joined Feb 2010
  • Yeadingham, North Yorkshire
Re: Living will
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2010, 01:08:30 am »
Ha ha ha  That's very good Sheila   ;D ;D
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Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: Living will
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2010, 08:33:37 am »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

storm35

  • Joined May 2010
Re: Living will
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2010, 08:56:59 am »
 :D :D :D :D

Sandy

  • Guest
Re: Living will
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2010, 09:40:13 am »
Very funny, ;D I tend to trawl/surf the net with a glass of wine but my partner is too busy watching the V to unplug me ;D

Jackie

  • Joined Nov 2009
Re: Living will
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2010, 04:43:38 am »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

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