[harmony]

Thanks for the constructive replies everybody - I was really nervous about posting this in case everyone just thought it was a daft April Fool's joke, but I needn't have worried.

Fleecewife - thanks for all the tips. I've bought a couple of sacks of octarine crumb to start them off on when they hatch. Wish me luck! 

As if you wind us up Womble! 

[doganjo]

Well, it s a better AF joke than the one going round dog circles that the Kennel Club are going to appoint all championship Show Judges from now on instead of the Breed clubs.  You should hear the uproar in all the various committees. A lot of irate people lol - and sheepish faces when they realised the practicalities 

[harmony]

Or letting cyclists and horse riders use the hard should on our motorways 

[Womble]

Quite right. It's time we stopped all this dragon talk.

I think our dog is taking it all a bit too seriously in any case:

[YorkshireLass]

Gardener's World are getting in on the fun

https://twitter.com/montysdognigel/status/849657352051724290

 

[Fleecewife]

Whoppers, but he needs to get them in a bonfire if he hopes they'll hatch.