[WinslowPorker]

After Wiz's funny translation of Defra, lets see if there are any more, heres a starter.

I was listening to radio 2 Jeremy Vine a couple of years ago and he was talking about boob jobs and reductions , anyway he passed over to the chief advisor for the professional body, ready -

British Assocaition of Plastic Surgeons - BAPS for short . genius 

[Wizard]

Mornin WP I have long wanted a translator.There are no better users of Capital Letters to tell me something I do not under stand than Government Bodies.Simple ones ASAP. RTS all understand,but what the Hell does BEA or AMM mean.Does it matter? Is it important to know?Meks me feel sick.