Ok - sorry for my comments about your quail. I can see you have a genuine problem in this case.
I used to keep Chinese painted and found I could never keep more than 2 males with the females as they would kill each other. With mine the dominant male would scalp his rivals and I would just find them dead with bloody heads.
However, looking at your past posts you must agree that you have more than your fair share of crises. (?!!)
In my book, when you keep livestock it is only fair on them to take daily notice of them and plan ahead and then emergencies are less likely to suddenly occur. For example - these quail didn't suddenly appear and start killing each other. It might have been better, when you had such a successful hatch, to have planned then how you were going to cope with them. What were your intentions? Did you plan on selling them? (Like you said - they're a bit small to eat unless you're serving them on a cocktail stick.)
If you'd advertised them as soon as they hatched you could have reduced them to manageable number. I always found that pet shops are happy to take them as they are small and relatively easy to look after. Do you have a local livestock market with a fur and feather sale? You could get rid of the surplus there at one fell swoop. Ok you can't at present because of the bird flu, but a few weeks earlier when you could have foreseen the problems . . . . .
What I'm trying to say is that you maybe need to take more responsibility for what goes on in your life, and with your animals and work out what you CAN do - not what you can't. You have a shed, and you can surely get some large boxes so why not do something with what you have available, and not dwell on the limitations (eg transport)
that you don't have.
( Here I would normally add a thumbs up, smiley and Merry Christmas sign, but my smileys aren't working again.)