[sheila]

Can you help?

A professor has found, after extensive research, that there are two general sizes of penis amongst UK men.  There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches long when erect.

The professor has appealed for help to continue his research.  Would all men in the UK with extremely small penises please make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars and vans...

[JulieS]

 

[Wizard]

Do I deduce from this then Sheila that those driving these vehicles are an alternative word for penis

[Hardfeather]

He's getting a good response

[Jackie]

And if they have 2 flags its cos their brother is a small lad too. 

[Wizard]

Worra bout them as has 3 Rampant Lions on a white shield on a blue back ground.Wizard's minds a bogglin

[daniellestocks]

    

[Jackie]

Now having Rampant Lions is just boasting.




 or kidding lol

[Wizard]

Judging by the nuts holding the steering wheel the latter Jackie

[Wizard]

Sheila dear I do not know if that was the same Professor that did the survey on mens equipment or not .He found out and made a chart of the average length English men 9" German's 10" Italian's 11" Would you believe Icelandic chaps a foot.Ah so now I know why all Mums  go to Iceland

[sheila]

 

[Daisys Mum]

Wizard they have replaced the 3 Rampant lions with 3 tampons as it's the worst ******* period they have ever had.

[Wizard]

Spot on Dais;

[Dangermouse]

I think I need to go out and buy a flag unfortunately 

[Wizard]

Don't waste yer money DM,until tomorrow?