[sheila]

     


 


 
-----   Love Making Tips For Seniors 

 
1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..

8. Make all the noise you want...... The neighbors are deaf too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

[Wizard]

If you dont mind me asking.Have you tried all of these Sheila? 

[sheila]

I think I am too old even for any of these lol

[Wizard]

ME TO I'M THE SAME

[doganjo]

What's Tylenol

[Wizard]

Its an American Pain Relief Drug some what like Ibuprofen Anne love Leave it alone stick to good old Aspro

[Sandy]

Far too young me, I hsvr none of those problems 

[Dangermouse]

I think I am too old even for any of these lol

Me too...........................