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waterbuffalofarmer

  • Joined Apr 2014
  • Mid Wales
  • Owner of 61 Mediterranean water buffaloes
weird adverts
« on: January 20, 2016, 07:38:49 pm »
I was looking on farming ads at what sheep people where selling and at what prices etc, etc (so I can keep up to date with how much people charge) and I came across this weird advert on there. Its about a trainee taxidermist wanting to buy deceased or stillborn lambs for a fiver, I was shocked at seeing an advert which says that; I mean its not every day you see that is it?
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Womble

  • Joined Mar 2009
  • Stirlingshire, Central Scotland
Re: weird adverts
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2016, 07:52:54 pm »
I hope you told him to get stuffed!
"All fungi are edible. Some fungi are only edible once." -Terry Pratchett

TheSmilingSheep

  • Joined May 2013
Re: weird adverts
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2016, 08:31:50 pm »
 :roflanim:

You make me laugh Womble!

devonlady

  • Joined Aug 2014
Re: weird adverts
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2016, 06:36:12 am »
Womble makes everybody laugh!

Buttermilk

  • Joined Jul 2014
Re: weird adverts
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2016, 07:43:54 am »
Many years ago a friend asked me to keep any unusual dead things in my freezer for her and her daughter to do taxidermy on.  I had a deer fawn, mole and a jay at various times.


Foobar

  • Joined Mar 2012
  • South Wales
Re: weird adverts
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2016, 09:40:03 am »
I have a neighbour who has asked for dead lambs etc.  Not sure what you put in your movement book for that, or whether AH need to approve the taxidermist etc?

Marches Farmer

  • Joined Dec 2012
  • Herefordshire
Re: weird adverts
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2016, 02:49:53 pm »
I remember going home on the school bus with a dead rabbit in a carrier bag for my friend's sister to practice dissection for her Zoology A Level.   Everyone else on the bus kept well away.  If I was a taxidermist I'd be concerned about zoonoses and I suspect DEFRA would be concerned about disposal too.

Womble

  • Joined Mar 2009
  • Stirlingshire, Central Scotland
Re: weird adverts
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2016, 10:42:03 pm »
I managed to source some dead moles for a friend last year. When I asked her why she wanted them she just tittered and looked embarrassed, so I decided not to pry. It's still got me wondering though. She only wanted two or three, so surely that's not enough to stitch a pair of trousers?  ???
"All fungi are edible. Some fungi are only edible once." -Terry Pratchett

PK

  • Joined Mar 2015
  • West Suffolk
    • Notes from a Suffolk Smallholding
Re: weird adverts
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2016, 10:51:43 pm »
I have a young niece who does some taxidermy. I was chatting to her one day whilst she was searching for her phone in her handbag. In the process she took the odd item out to help in her search: purse, dead rat, make up...

mowhaugh

  • Joined Jul 2013
  • Scottish Borders
    • Facebook
Re: weird adverts
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2016, 08:40:49 am »
I managed to source some dead moles for a friend last year. When I asked her why she wanted them she just tittered and looked embarrassed, so I decided not to pry. It's still got me wondering though. She only wanted two or three, so surely that's not enough to stitch a pair of trousers?  ???

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