The wonderful tradition of first footing can bite back. Mr F took our Mr and Mrs First Footer to see the wonderfully pagan Hogmanay bonfire which is lit slap bang in the middle of Biggar Main St, stopping all traffic on the main trunk road of the A702 for several hours. This year it was made perfect as it snowed beautifully. There is a pipe band to open proceedings - they start in the Burn Braes and walk into town from there, followed by the spectators. People also 'exercise' their dogs in the Burn Braes........
They all trooped back to the car for the trip back to the house after the Bells. I spotted that Mr First Footer had, as well as snow, something brown on his shoes. He scraped it off all over my indoor doormat til Mrs FF sent him outside to scrape it all over the grass too. It was only this morning, when Mr F went to fetch the morning paper, that he smelt the smell and realised that Mr FF had tried to scrape the stuff off his shoes in the footwell of my LOVELY NEW CAR
It was smeared everywhere, sticky and clinging....you know the picture.
So instead of our First Footer bringing coal to ensure we have a warm year, black bun to make sure we don't go hungry, and whisky to make sure we can spend the year sozzled, we now know what kind of year we're in for in 2016 - a SHITTY one.