[sheila]

Subject: Murder

A nice, calm and  respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist,  looked straight into his eyes, and
 
said, "I would like to buy some  cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why  in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need  it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got  big and he explained, "Lord have mercy!  I can't give you cyanide  to kill your husband; that's
against the law?  I'll lose my  license!  They'll throw both of us in jail!  All kinds of bad  things will happen.  Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any  cyanide!"
 
The lady reached into her  purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the  pharmacist's wife.

 
The pharmacist looked at  the picture and replied, "You didn't tell me you had a  prescription. "

[JulieS]

 

[Wizard]

Time for bed

[WinslowPorker]

Very good 

[Dangermouse]

 

[Rosemary]

 

[daniellestocks]

 
Funny