[Buffy the eggs layer]

no nudie bonfire dancing Im afraid but the more sensible ones amongst you may be allowed to wave a sparkler providing you wear the appropriate H and S gear and complete a risk assessment form. 


Oh lets be honest guys......there isn't going to be a sensible one amongst you now is there 

[Buttermilk]

No fireworks for me I have a dread of sparklers after a friend got set on fire when we were six.  There are tales of nude dancers in a local wood one year, the poor chap who came across them was traumatised and had to revisit the scene every year until his death, he never found them again though.

[Penninehillbilly]

no nudie bonfire dancing Im afraid but the more sensible ones amongst you may be allowed to wave a sparkler providing you wear the appropriate H and S gear and complete a risk assessment form. 


Oh lets be honest guys......there isn't going to be a sensible one amongst you now is there 

Hang on, I only said dancing round a bonfire, I wouldn't dream of subjecting anyone to a certain sight .   

[Alan Timms]

I would love to meet up with you but we are away between 15 - 28 April. Available most other dates.

Alan

[Buffy the eggs layer]

Dont Worry Allan,


  if we can organise a smallholders summer solstice spectacular social perhaps you cant meet up with us then.