[Wizard]

A report in the local rag claimed that the house behind the town swimpool had 50 Afghans living there .There was 10 tons of H in the attic There was a stash of AK47 rifles in the lobby along with 6 S A M Missiles and £1m in the kitchen cupboards.A TV reporter interviewing a local resident asked What do you think of this on your doorstep then Sir." Me I didn't even  know the town had a swimpool"

[doganjo]

Just shows how my mind works, George, I thought you meant Afghan Hounds!

[sandy]

 

[little blue]

(Annie, so did I !)

[sandy]

No, I knew as I have NEVER seen 50 Afghan hounds EVER! EVER! EVER! so very unlikely

[Wizard]

Alright then. Chap goes to bed and about 2 in the morning OH digs him in the ribs. The light is on in the barn.You left it on get out and switch it off I carnt get off for it, after much nagging he decides he not going to get any peace so he gets out of bed and puts on his dressing gown and slippers and down he goes .On opening the back door he sees there are persons loading his ATV and other stuff onto a trailer,so in he goes and rings the police.Did you say the raiders were inside your house sir.No they are emptying my barn OK I haven't a man spare just now I'll send one as and when one comes free good evening and rings off.Waiting about 30 seconds he rings the police again.Are you the officer that I spoke to a minute ago? About men in your barn sir? Yes thats right .Don't bother sending any one I've just shot the b'stards 3 minutes later 2 police cars the paddy wagon a fire engine and an ambulance arrived catching the thieves red handed.the officer in charge said I thought you said you had shot them.Oh yes, I thought your man said he hadn't any one to spare right now.

[doganjo]

No, I knew as I have NEVER seen 50 Afghan hounds EVER! EVER! EVER! so very unlikely

Well that's just the point- I have!  At the Scottish Championship Show at Inglison last August!

[sandy]

  All that hair

[sandy]

Wizard how true that is!!!!

[Dangermouse]

Alright then. Chap goes to bed and about 2 in the morning OH digs him in the ribs. The light is on in the barn.You left it on get out and switch it off I carnt get off for it, after much nagging he decides he not going to get any peace so he gets out of bed and puts on his dressing gown and slippers and down he goes .On opening the back door he sees there are persons loading his ATV and other stuff onto a trailer,so in he goes and rings the police.Did you say the raiders were inside your house sir.No they are emptying my barn OK I haven't a man spare just now I'll send one as and when one comes free good evening and rings off.Waiting about 30 seconds he rings the police again.Are you the officer that I spoke to a minute ago? About men in your barn sir? Yes thats right .Don't bother sending any one I've just shot the b'stards 3 minutes later 2 police cars the paddy wagon a fire engine and an ambulance arrived catching the thieves red handed.the officer in charge said I thought you said you had shot them.Oh yes, I thought your man said he hadn't any one to spare right now.

Nice one Wiz.....I think me and thee must have very similar views on things