[Wizard]

The jokes seem to have gone off the bottom does any one press 2 or 3etc; So a new page eh!
If the caravan is a rockin there is little point in knockin!
I think on reflection TWERPS are the lowest form of idiots
Lend me your brain I am making an idiot
The Roman Empire was built by a committee Any one who argued with them was fed to the lions
Having a look round Ed's new car he said to me opening the boot the only thing I don't know what these are for showing me 2 pieces of shiny pipe.Oh thats easy Ed you put one into each exhaust pipe and then you can pick it up and wheel it home like a wheel barrow

[Wizard]

Little girl says to Mother can I take Lassie for a walk Mam? No dear she is in season .What does that mean Mam.Better go and ask Daddy he is in the garage Daddy I asked Mam if I could take Lassie for a walk and she said to come and ask you.So he picked up a petrol soaked rag and wiped Lassies bum with it to hide the scent.Now only go round the block dear and don't let her off the leash.A little while later she comes back with the lead but no dog.Wheres Lassie?Oh she ran out of petrol and another dog is pushing her home.

[Wizard]

Question How do you make a cat WOOF?

[Rosemary]

Douse it in petrol and light a match

[Wizard]

Thank you Rosemary I wasn't going to answer for fear of

[JulieS]

 

[juliag]

Where is the like button?? Suggestion to Dan, can we have a like button please?

[Wizard]

Question Why do they put a Cock atop of the church spire?

[Annie22]

Don't know why?

[Wizard]

Not tellin yer so there.You tell her please Rosemary