Never mind the kissing, if you have a hen on your shoulder most of the day, don't you end up with poop all down your back? Sitting in the shed with my hens, they seemed to poop about every twenty minutes! Although I do like to give my animals a cuddle (two dogs, cat, seven hens, innumerable quails and Mike) and often rub my face in their fur (yes.....) anti-bacterial facewash is never far away. I did recently have an eye infection that may have come from the dogs or cat, so I'm very careful now.