Does you think there is a world record on british snails?

We could catch the biggest snails like they catch fish and try and out do each other by getting the biggest one, that'd be fun

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Umm....ok, right....is there something missing in your life, LoL! What next, snail racing perhaps, or the prettiest snail competition? Just teasing........!
On the subject of big snails, I once came across on the edge of a railway embankment that crossed farmland, a colony of 'Roman snails', the edible ones, they were truly huge (and no, they didn't speak latin or march in columns and I didn't fancy eating them!). Apparently, they were brought over by the ancient Romans as a 'delicacy' and obviously some colonies have survived. Where I saw these had indeed been a Roman/Romano British occupation site.