So I have just had a phone call telling me she wanted to know what the story is in the previous post so I told her when she stopped laughing she said put a---h--- em most should be able to work that out so here goes.
Along side Riby Drag just north of Caistor is quite a long straight road along the side of this road is New Close Wood.Which often contains a herd of the Earls deer.This particular night a deer jumped the hedge onto the road and this Transit van knocked it down.The chap in the car following stops finds its dead whips the boot lid up and puts the deer in.On arriving home tells the Mrs what had occurred and said I'm going to hang it in the garage and skin and butcher it we have plenty of room in the freezer.The kids wont eat Bambi.Well we will have a guessing game They have got to guess what the meat is.Good idea Sam I'll do some next week leave a bit to hang will you please.The day came and it smelt beautiful Mum served it up the little lad said what is it Mum.Aha Sam said you've got to guess So after the children had had several goes the little girl said You will have to give us a clue Daddy.Thinking about this he said "It's what Mummy calls me some times" The little girl pushed her plate away in disgust and screamed" Don't eat it Andrew its a bit of an A---H---
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