[cameldairy]

>A small zoo in Mississippi obtained a very rare female species
>of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, became very difficult
>to handle. Upon examination the veterinarian determined that
>the gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no
>male gorilla available.
>
>Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Steven,
>a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal
>cages. Steven, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed
>ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
>
>The Zoo Keeper thought of a possible solution and approached
>Steven with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the
>gorilla for $500.00?
>
>Steven showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
>matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would
>accept their offer, but only under five conditions:
>
>"First", Steven said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
>The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
>
>"Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' t-shirt."
>The Keeper again readily agreed.
>
>"Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this."
>The Keeper agreed once again.
>
>"Fourth", Steven said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist."
> Certainly the Keeper agreed.
>
>"And last," Steven said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00!"

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