Author Topic: A good weekend  (Read 4155 times)

sheila

  • Joined Apr 2008
  • Mablethorpe Lincolnshire
A good weekend
« on: December 06, 2009, 12:11:15 pm »
 

Let Me Tell You About My Weekend                                                           

 An older, grey-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.                                         

 He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his new         

 girlfriend.. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'     

 At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over.. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jeweller said.                                       

 The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'                                                         

 The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, 'by cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said.                                                                           

 Monday morning, the jeweller phoned the old man.                                                                       

 'There's no money in that account.'                                       

                                                                           

 'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about my weekend!'       

                                                                           

                                                                           

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little blue

  • Joined Jun 2009
  • Derbyshire
Re: A good weekend
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2009, 08:10:21 pm »
 ;D ;D
Little Blue

Fluffywelshsheep

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Near Stirling, Central Scotland
Re: A good weekend
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2009, 08:31:20 pm »
lol took me a moment but i got it lol

Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: A good weekend
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2009, 04:23:04 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D

little blue

  • Joined Jun 2009
  • Derbyshire
Re: A good weekend
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2009, 09:04:41 pm »
lol took me a moment but i got it lol
Aww, bless you!
Little Blue

sandy

  • Guest
Re: A good weekend
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2009, 09:48:51 pm »
What a good idea!!!! I thought about test driving a car I liked that would be expensive but I have a job not giggling.ummmmm maybe?????

 

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