[jameslindsay]

  KidsAreQuick
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> TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America .
> MARIA:         Here it  is.
> TEACHER:   Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
> CLASS:          Maria.
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> TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
> JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.
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> TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
> GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'.
> TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
> GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   
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> (I  Love this kid)
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> TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
> DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
> TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
> DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.   
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> TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
> WINNIE:       Me!
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> TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
> GLEN:          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.   
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> TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting  with ' I. '
> MILLIE:         I  is..
> TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
> MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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> TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.   
>                      Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
> LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his hand.     
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> TEACHER:    Now,  Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers  before eating?
> SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.   
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> TEACHER:     Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy  his?
> CLYDE :         No, sir. It's the same dog.   
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> TEACHER:   Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
> HAROLD:     A teacher
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[doganjo]

 

I've just sent the Donald one to my son! he he

[Rosemary]

 

[Jackie]

Hehehehe very good