[sheila]

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
 
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.  Then I
set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe...  We
sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.  There your mother
agreed to a download from my hard drive.  As soon as I was ready to upload,
we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was
too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up
appeared that said:
" you got male!"

[doganjo]

Pure dead brilliant!  Just off to post this around!

[sandy]

Very good, just about write too!!! I bet soon, people will be talking in text as well as writting in it....that will confuse me as I spell poorly now!!!