[cameldairy]

 
 
         Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,
                'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'   
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)   
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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered, but was not pleased to read the description in the catalog:  'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen.  I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
- Mark Twain
 
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending...and to have the two as close together as possible.
- George Burns 
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    Santa Claus has the right idea ~ visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge 
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Be careful about reading health books.  You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain 
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By all means, marry.  If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates 
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I was married by a judge...I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx 
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech.
Every now and then she stops to breathe.   
 
- Jimmy Durante 
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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor 
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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine 
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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery,
people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield   
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Money can't buy you happiness ... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery
- Spike Milligan   
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Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP!
- Joe Namath 
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I don't feel old ~ I don't feel anything until noon ~
then it's time for my nap.
- Bob Hope   
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
- W. C. Fields 
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We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
- Will Rogers 
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Don't worry about avoiding temptation.   As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill   
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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty...but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
- Phyllis Diller 
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step,
he's too old to go anywhere.                           
- Billy Crystal 
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 The Cardiologist's Diet:

~ If it tastes good spit it out ~

[sandy]

 ;Some quotes certainly make an impression on me, I remember watching "Dead Poets Society" starring Robin Williams, his quote in the film was "cease the day" my beliefs entirely...better get ceasing now, wasting far too much time

[HappyHippy]

LOL Sandy ! Your spelling's bad ! 
I take it you mean seize (to take hold of) the day, as opposed to cease (end) the day   
Please don't be offended - I just had to point that one out 

[sandy]

Whoops,
 1 It's a bit early for me, just had to cook early breakfast and it was a cold night last night so my brain is still defrosting and
2, Yes, it's true, my spelling is bad, not sure why? I think my eldest daughter has the same problem and she is a Scientist!!! my other 2 daughters spell very well and my partner, who is incidentally Dyslexic! can spell much better than me ummmmmmmmmm??

[Snoopy]

 

[little blue]