A fellow walks into a bar,
> notices a very large jar on the counter,
> and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.
> He guesses there must be
> more than ten thousand dollars in it.
> He approaches the bartender and asks,
> 'What's with the money in the jar?'
>
> 'Well......you pay $10 and
> if you pass three tests,
> you get all the money and
> the keys to a brand new Lexus.'
>
> The man certainly isn't going to pass this up.
> And so he asks, 'What are the three tests?'
>
> 'You must pay first.....
> Those are the rules,' says the bartender.
>
> So, after thinking it over a while,
> the man gives the bartender the $10
> and the bartender drops it into the jar.
>
> 'Okay,' the bartender says,
> 'Here's what you need to do:
> First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila,
> in a minute or less, and
> you can't make a face while doing it.
>
> Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands.
> >
> Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs
> who has never had sex....
> You have to take care of that problem!'
>
> The man is stunned.
> 'I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot!
> I won't do it!
> You'd have to be nuts
> to drink a quart of tequila, and
> then do all those other things...'
>
> 'Your call,' says the bartender.....
> 'But, your money stays where it is.'
>
> As time goes on, and
> the man has a few more drinks,
> he finally says,
> 'Where's the damn tequila?'
>
> He grabs the bottle with both hands
> and drinks it as fast as he can.
> Tears stream down both cheeks....
> but he doesn't make a face, and
> he did it in fifty-eight seconds!
>
> Next, he staggers out the back door,
> where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole.
> Soon the people inside the bar hear
> growling , biting, and screaming sounds...
> then nothing but silence!
>
> Just when they think that
> the man surely must be dead,
> he staggers back into the bar,
> with his shirt ripped open
> and there are scratches and
> he's bleeding all over his body.
>
> He says,
> 'Now where's that old woman
> with the bad tooth?'
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