[cameldairy]

> A Teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.  'Human beings
> are the only animals that stutter,' she says.
>
> A little girl raised her hand and said, 'I had a cat who stuttered'.  The
> teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked
> the girl to describe the incident. 
>
> 'Well,' she began, 'I was in the back yard with my cat when the Rottweiler
> that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped
> over the fence into our yard.' 
>
> ‘That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
>
> 'It was' said the little girl.  'My cat raised her back, went "Sssss, Sssss,
> Ssss" and before she could say "s**t" the Rottweiler ate her!'
>
> The teacher had to leave the room.

[sandy]

 

[little blue]