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cameldairy · « **on:** October 10, 2009, 04:18:21 pm »

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
this procedure for 2 weeks," instructed the doctor. "The next time
I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!

"Why, that's amazing!", said the doctor, "did you follow my instructions?"

The Irishman nodded. "I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day."

"From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No...from the fookin' skippin'!!"

HappyHippy · « **Reply #1 on:** October 10, 2009, 05:26:22 pm »

MiriMaran · « **Reply #2 on:** October 10, 2009, 08:20:05 pm »

sandy · « **Reply #3 on:** October 10, 2009, 10:05:17 pm »

great!!

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