Author Topic: Potato prostitute  (Read 4236 times)

cameldairy

  • Joined Aug 2009
  • Cairo, GA U.S.A.
  • South Georgia, U.S.A.
Potato prostitute
« on: October 09, 2009, 05:41:26 pm »

 
Two little potatoes are standing
on the street corner. One is a
prostitute.

How can you tell which one is the prostitute?

You're gonna love it...








It's the one with the little sticker that says...

I - DA - HO 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 


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sandy

  • Guest
Re: Potato prostitute
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2009, 06:30:53 pm »
Do your tatties realy have labels? ;)Up here we/I eat far to many to get them labeled ;D ;D

Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: Potato prostitute
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2009, 07:14:39 pm »
I had to read that about five times before it clicked. Duh!

MiriMaran

  • Joined Feb 2009
  • Derbyshire
Re: Potato prostitute
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2009, 09:13:41 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D

What a nightmare - stickers on potatoes, what a pain peeling them off.

little blue

  • Joined Jun 2009
  • Derbyshire
Re: Potato prostitute
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2009, 09:41:00 pm »
 ;D

Reminds me of one of the kids at work... During some gardening he kept shouting to his mate who had a hoe.. He has a very broad scottish accent, ' oi, Mike come here you hoer!'
Little Blue

sandy

  • Guest
Re: Potato prostitute
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2009, 09:47:24 pm »
 ;D yes I have had funny experiences with my accent up here in Scotland, eg, asking a little lad if he was putting a hole in the bottom of his clay duck money bank that we had just made, I asked him if it was a hole for a cork!!!!!! He went red and kept giggling and thought I said "cock" :-[ :-[

little blue

  • Joined Jun 2009
  • Derbyshire
Re: Potato prostitute
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2009, 09:51:22 pm »
Hmmmm!
We get kids from all over the country and a few from abroad, all with communication difficulties so you can only imagine the potential problems!
Little Blue

 

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