Thanks all who entered, great entries and many a giggle here.
We've picked two winning entries from here, and two from Facebook.
The winners on here are:
Mathewr - "Is that you or me out there?"
spandit - The administrators of The Matrix were regretting installing Windows 8
And on Facebook:
Simon Langley - Business was slow at the Witches familiar supply company.
Neil Hunter - That one is my sixth life walking past, Number Seven
Congrats to the winners, we'll be in touch today about getting books to you.