[sheila]

CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'
 
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work.' 
The boss  says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really 
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my 
wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything 
better and I go to work.. You try that.' 
   
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You 
say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got 
nice house' 

 

[Rosemary]

 

Why was it Chinese?

[sandy]

found that very funny