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Unicorn

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Language
« on: September 17, 2009, 09:35:03 pm »


A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was  leaving his Mission
chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, 'This is a tree.'
 

 The chief looks at the tree and grunts, 'Tree.'


 The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, 'This is a rock.'

 Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, 'Rock.'

The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears
a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.


The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, 'Man riding a bike.'

 


The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them.


The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years
teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how
could he kill these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied, 'My bike.
 
 ;D ;D ;D

sandy

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Re: Language
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2009, 10:14:34 pm »

cameldairy

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Re: Language
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2009, 11:17:43 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
1 wonderful husband, his 200 beehives,13 chickens, 8 camels, 4 zebra, 21goats,  2 pigs, 4 dogs, 1 horse, 2 ponies, 1 donkey and 1 capybara.

doganjo

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Re: Language
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2009, 12:07:57 am »
Always have been, always will be, a WYSIWYG - black is black, white is white - no grey in my life! But I'm mellowing in my old age

Rosemary

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Re: Language
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2009, 09:21:57 am »
 ;D ;D ;D

 

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