Author Topic: MARRIAGE! (Read 3154 times)

sheila · « **on:** September 13, 2009, 12:15:09 pm »

* Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. You are beautiful, I love you.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. You are my headache, one day I'll kill you.
I thought this was funny last night. now i'm not so sure!

cmorrell · « **Reply #1 on:** September 13, 2009, 02:47:54 pm »

If it was your husband who told you it, get out .. now

sandy · « **Reply #2 on:** September 13, 2009, 05:07:42 pm »

Oh dear, maybe a good romantic holiday to Rome, nice meal, flowers and wine would do the trick...not with the husband of course

northfifeduckling · « **Reply #3 on:** September 13, 2009, 08:50:28 pm »

have a look at new versions of Roses are red...page 87
there's one missing: roses are red, violets are blue, if I see..(insert name)..I vomit on my shoe

http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=sHfVZFl4JTIC&pg=PA84&lpg=PA84&dq=roses+are+red+spoof&source=bl&ots=4APXCI6xwm&sig=c1xafIL2-zmTTIKpVbEIcc3Gtfc&hl=en&ei=hkutStSnFpzbjQenha3hBw&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=3#v=onepage&q=&f=false

sheila · « **Reply #4 on:** September 16, 2009, 10:38:56 am »

Thanks for the link. Now i've wasted another hour reading all the poems! LOL

sheila · « **Reply #5 on:** September 17, 2009, 12:53:49 pm »

Wedding Fairy:

A married couple in their early 60 ' s were celebrating their 40th Wedding Anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant...

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, "For being such a wonderful married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than I." The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!... The husband became 93 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female!.....