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sheila

  • Joined Apr 2008
  • Mablethorpe Lincolnshire
Re: SAYINGS - Give us your Wisdom
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2009, 03:19:45 pm »
What goes around comes around,
Open the door. we shall be air tight when we are dead! ( one of my grandfathers)

Fluffywelshsheep

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Near Stirling, Central Scotland
Re: SAYINGS - Give us your Wisdom
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2009, 04:02:24 pm »
stand tall and grow good (my granddad who had loads of them)

Am going to shake hands with the man am join too (often said when he visited the little boys room ,lol)

i can see what you had for breakfast (my nan if i had a short skirt on lol)

It's not the cough that carries you off... It's the coffin they carry you off in

little blue

  • Joined Jun 2009
  • Derbyshire
Re: SAYINGS - Give us your Wisdom
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2009, 08:58:03 pm »
i can see what you had for breakfast (my nan if i had a short skirt on lol)
Where I come from, its "showing next week's washing!"

 she's got a...face like a fit, ...face like a slapped arse

in bad weather "its bad at Pickery corner (a road junction about 15 miles away.. how would you know?)

Piffle, muck, its a buggmass!!

Think I'll stop there, you'll think we're weird!
Little Blue

Fluffywelshsheep

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Near Stirling, Central Scotland
Re: SAYINGS - Give us your Wisdom
« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2009, 09:04:28 pm »


 she's got a...face like a fit, ...face like a slapped arse



Face like a skelpt @rse
Face like a well slapped @rse

Fluffywelshsheep

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Near Stirling, Central Scotland
Re: SAYINGS - Give us your Wisdom
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2009, 09:06:04 pm »
Stop crying, and come here and i'll give you something to cry about
« Last Edit: September 09, 2009, 09:18:37 pm by Fluffywelshsheep »

BadgerFace

  • Joined Jan 2009
  • Sussex
Re: SAYINGS - Give us your Wisdom
« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2009, 09:06:19 pm »
One of my Grandmothers......

If you wish to live and thrive, let the spider run alive  :hshoe:

My excuse for a house full of cobwebs  ;)
Breeder of Pedigree Torddu Badger Face Welsh Mountain Sheep & Anglo Nubian Goats

Farmer

  • Joined May 2009
  • Sidway, Staffordshire
    • Farmeats.com
Re: SAYINGS - Give us your Wisdom
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2009, 09:09:18 pm »
Strangers are potentially friends you haven't met yet

Fools rush in...but who want's to be last anyway!

Never regret what you didn't do...there's no point

Never go to bed on an argument...you might be sleeping next to a psychopath

A trouble shared is a trouble halved...so tell lots of people and let them have the bloody problem

farmer  ;D  ;D
 :farmer:

marigold

  • Joined Jul 2009
  • Kirriemuir Scotland
Re: SAYINGS - Give us your Wisdom
« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2009, 09:59:26 pm »
There plenty of time to sleep when your dead
kirsty

Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: SAYINGS - Give us your Wisdom
« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2009, 10:00:56 pm »
"The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well."
Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Things should be  as simple as possible and no simpler" Albert Einstein

Unicorn

  • Guest
Re: SAYINGS - Give us your Wisdom
« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2009, 10:17:35 pm »
It is better to have loved and lost, than never to have known love

(Try telling that to a young girl with a broken heart) :'( :o ::) ;D

Unicorn

  • Guest
Re: SAYINGS - Give us your Wisdom
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2009, 10:05:21 am »
Time stands still for no man

sausagesandcash

  • Joined Jan 2009
  • UK
    • IrishHandcraft
Re: SAYINGS - Give us your Wisdom
« Reply #26 on: September 12, 2009, 08:48:25 pm »
You get more with a smile and a gun, than you get with just a smile!

Al Capone

Paul Sill

  • Joined Jan 2009
Re: SAYINGS - Give us your Wisdom
« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2009, 08:58:34 pm »
He is so tight you couldnt drive a 6 inch nail up his ar@e with a sledge hammer...

One of grandads, brilliant.

sausagesandcash

  • Joined Jan 2009
  • UK
    • IrishHandcraft
Re: SAYINGS - Give us your Wisdom
« Reply #28 on: September 12, 2009, 09:08:56 pm »
Focus not on what you have lost, but what you have left

Bobby

  • Joined Jun 2009
Re: SAYINGS - Give us your Wisdom
« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2009, 09:52:06 pm »
Every pound is a prisoner - for meanies
I would not give him the skin off my $hit - for someone you don't like

 

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