[sandy]

First theres

[marigold]

and then there's

[sandy]

last year a firework fell into my pocket and another  hit me under the eye, I had a bruise for ages!!

[marigold]

That's terrible - you'll be hiding under the bed with the dog, this year

[Unicorn]

That is terrible - this year, no pockets in your clothes, and wear one of those
visors that the lads wear when their strimming -

Better to look a plonker for a night than get a firework in the eye - just
remembered Notting Hill, when he can't find his glasses and has to go
to the cinema wearing his diving goggles

Gee that Hugh Grant was fit in that one ye knows

[sandy]

Yes he was, not going this year, I will stay at home with a bottle and the dogs under the table nite nite, been a very hard day...