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sheila

  • Joined Apr 2008
    • Mablethorpe Lincolnshire
be careful what you say!
« on: August 16, 2009, 08:28:26 pm »
An elderly gentleman....
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'
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little blue

  • Joined Jun 2009
    • Derbyshire
Re: be careful what you say!
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2009, 09:20:15 pm »
 ;D
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doganjo

  • Joined Aug 2012
    • Clackmannanshire
  • Qui? Moi?
Re: be careful what you say!
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2009, 11:15:46 pm »
I LIKE that! ;D ;D ;D
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Always have been, always will be, a WYSIWYG - black is black, white is white - no grey in my life! But I'm mellowing in my old age

northfifeduckling

  • Joined Jan 2009
    • Fife
    • North Fife Blog
Re: be careful what you say!
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2009, 12:36:16 pm »
my Gran had the perfect selective hearing  ;D, but so do my kids  ::)  :&>
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Fluffywelshsheep

  • Joined Oct 2007
    • Near Stirling, Central Scotland
Re: be careful what you say!
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2009, 01:39:18 pm »
lol ALL NAN's do lol

You ask here something she didn't want to hear and it was 'Aye Aye' but if you would say 'Thorntons' she would be the first to hear.

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doganjo

  • Joined Aug 2012
    • Clackmannanshire
  • Qui? Moi?
Re: be careful what you say!
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2009, 03:29:29 pm »
Quote from: northfifeduckling on August 17, 2009, 12:36:16 pm
my Gran had the perfect selective hearing  ;D, but so do my kids  ::)  :&>

My dogs all have that too ;D ;D ;D
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Always have been, always will be, a WYSIWYG - black is black, white is white - no grey in my life! But I'm mellowing in my old age

Tullywood Farm

  • Guest
Re: be careful what you say!
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2009, 06:12:51 pm »
Sorry!. What did you say I couldn't hear you!!!.  ;D ;D ;D
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MiriMaran

  • Joined Feb 2009
    • Derbyshire
Re: be careful what you say!
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2009, 07:01:42 pm »
 ;D
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