are you ready?

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My neighbour who keeps spraying weed killer on MY ground which is outside his kitchen window, and the other neighbour who decided to plant potatoes in MY ground just outside the fence-line for the horses field. Then there is the other neighbour who asked me to train the horses to poo somewhere other than in view of her sittingroom window....and also complained because the cats were making footprints in the dew!! She polishes her hunters, and wears her creasefree barbour, a paisly floaty skirt and rubber gloves to do her gardening.....EEEEeeek
then there is My Husband who-
1. brings veg in to kitchen to wash mud off in belfast sink leaves mud and grit in sink- scratches the enamel (we have outside sinks and taps)
2. goes crazy if i leave wellies and boots in front porch..so they can dry...he piles/tosses them all in the boot box, you know, so the mud from one drops into the next, yet is very happy to have at least 4/5 pairs of his boots drying and lying around the sitting room...just kicked off any ol' how...even on the sofas.
3. leaves muds splatters all over the bathroom, toothpaste in the sink, towels on the floor, soap lying in the bath and the toilet seat up, YET, goes nuts if i dont change the looroll............even though he may be the one to finish the last.....ARGH
4. Insists on talking through all my fave TV programmes, or insists on making adjustments to the surround-sound/colour/screen setup, YET has a hairy fit if the dogs bark or the cat squeaks during his TV moments.
just for starters T!!
Emma