With you on that. The fact I'm the 'local' dog groomer muddys things a bit, I could be quite vindictive on the other hand so could they, I'm going to try the writing a letter to the senior partners route and threaten taking it to the rcvs, they've lost my business now, for four dogs, not just one, and to be honest I don't think I'm the only one round here who's getting a bit ratty with them, mainly because you never see the same vet twice and they only talk to each other through the medium of computer notes and telepathy
All I want is Julie not to wear a big cone on her head so she can be Julie and interact with the other 3 without them being terrified of the big plastic cone of pain, and believe me an over excited collie with a big plastic cone travelling at over excited collie speed causes pain, significant pain and generally to the achillies area of the lower leg ( I'm sure she's been sharpening it when no one is looking, I wouldn't put it past her, she watched that peeky blinders series on the telly the other night, the one where the blokes sew razor blades in their caps, bet she got the idea from there, clever these collies, best not let her watch gold finger again, she might start throwing it about)
Happy, don't worry it's a magic Kung fu ninja kick of death, not your normal Kung fu ninja kick of death, took me ages to learn it, I had to carry water up and down stairs for weeks and other stuff that I really can't be bothered inventing at the moment