Author Topic: Dog Rules (Read 3464 times)

Unicorn · « **on:** September 02, 2009, 10:35:59 pm »

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.

sandy · « **Reply #1 on:** September 02, 2009, 10:48:08 pm »

Sounds like husbands rules,

Unicorn · « **Reply #2 on:** September 03, 2009, 02:53:12 pm »

It does - and kids rules, and cat rules, and ......................................

thats life

sandy · « **Reply #3 on:** September 03, 2009, 03:04:40 pm »

If I nip out for treats I will ask my OH what he wants and get it, I will usualy have something different and he usualy eats mine!!!

doganjo · « **Reply #4 on:** September 03, 2009, 05:07:11 pm »

I have to get my own treats!

Unicorn · « **Reply #5 on:** September 03, 2009, 05:11:15 pm »

At least you get to eat your own treats

sandy · « **Reply #6 on:** September 03, 2009, 08:28:48 pm »

And you give other people treats, now thats nice!!! Whops, wheres me smilies gone??

Troubled Waters · « **Reply #7 on:** September 03, 2009, 10:05:00 pm »

Soooooo true. Our one dog is such a bitch in the manger. She gathers all the toys and sits on them so Jake can't get any. If he bumbles near she curls her lip at him, even tho he is blind and can;t see her being ugly! She can also fit 2 tennis balls in her mouth at once!

Does make us laugh tho.

sandy · « **Reply #8 on:** September 03, 2009, 10:49:49 pm »

That must look funny, 2 balls in her mouth

My dog makes dummies out of his blankets, very sweet, neither of my dogs have favorite toys although I have just given my Black Lab a Black Puma Teddy and neither has destroyed it yet!!