Thanks Roxy, and at least they are staying within the forum, with nice people who I trust.
Its the affectionate animals that are the nightmare - I get the impression the cows dont give a damn.
Pigs and lambs, being affectionate by nature, are a nightmare!
I hand reared most of the chickens too, and some still come and sit on my feet at feed time... and I had a cockeral that sat on my arm like a hawk whilst I walked around.
I'm starting to think it might be me that encourages these eccentricities!