Paddy and Paddy, two Irishmen, went out one day and each bought a pig at the Mart.
When they got home, Paddy turned to Paddy and said,
"Paddy, me ol' mate, how we gonna tell who owns which pig?"
Paddy says "Well Paddy, I'll cut one a ta' ears off my pig, and ten we can tell 'em apart"
"Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.
This worked fine until a couple of weeks later when Paddy stormed into the house.
"Paddy" he said "Your flippin pig has chewed the ear offa my flippin pig. Now we got two flippin pigs with on one ear each. How we gonna tell who owns which flippin pig?"
"Well Paddy" said Paddy "I'll cut ta other ear off my flippin pig. Ten we'll av two flippin pigs and only one of them will avan ear" you can have that one Paddy
"Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.
Again this worked fine until a couple of weeks later when Paddy again stormed into the house.
"Paddy" he said "Your flippin pig has chewed the other ear offa my flippin pig. Now we got two flippin pigs with no flippin ears!"
"How we gonna tell who owns which flippin pig?"
"Ah tis is serious, Paddy" said Paddy "I'll tell ya what I'll do.
I'll cut ta tail offa my flippin pig, ten we'll av two flippin pigs
with no flippin ears and only one pig with a flippin tail." You have the pig with the tail.
"Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.
Another couple of weeks went by, and you guessed it, Paddy stormed into the house once more.
"PADDY!" shouted Paddy "YOUR FLIPPIN PIG HAS CHEWED THE FLIPPIN TAIL OFFA MY FLIPPIN PIG AND NOW WE GOT TOW FLIPPIN PIGS WITH NO FLIPPIN EARS
AND NO FLIPPIN TAILS !!
HOW THE FecK ARE WE EVER GONNA FLIPPIN TELL 'EM APART?!"
"Ah feck it!" says Paddy
"How's about you have the black one, and I'll have the white one."
Topic: Irish Farmers buying pigs (Read 2059 times)
