[MAK]

"Knicker elastic" 
the other week we stood having a chat - she had large wood ants crawling up her leg but did not feel them - not knowing the French for "wood ants" I simply brushed them off her leg. She seemed happy and offered me coffee  despite not knowing why I touched her leg.

[Lesley Silvester]

Maybe she was hoping the coffee would lead to more. 

[happygolucky]

I simply brushed them off her leg. She seemed happy and offered me coffee  despite not knowing why I touched her leg.

, hope she did not drop her biscuit crumbs down her top like I do...then should would think you were after more than coffee.
We keep a B& B/guest  house, I nipped to the toilet last night but left the door open, one of our guests passed the open door and said "good night" I just got up quick but not too embarresed, after all, we all have to wee!!