I am not a runt, nor a simpleton, I am known as a pygmy goat!!!
Had a giggle last night. Some people stopped in our layby above the fields, and were admiring the view - nice evening and sun on the hills was stunning. Some of the goats went up the track to say hello. The two large Franks, and their mate, little Edward.
These people were obviously townies. The lady said she had never seen a goat close up before. My husband picked up Edward, who is 6 months old,and the lady stroked him. Probably not the best of ideas given that he is intact, and just beginning to smell, but never mind, knowing nothing about goats, she would not realise the billy goat smell until she left .....Because the two Franks are enormous, Edward looks even more diddy than he actually is. Lady asked if there was something wrong as he was so small, and was he perhaps not "all there?" Tried to explain what a pygmy goat was, but think they went away convinced Edward was a midget
He is up for sale, and the lady thought he was lovely. Could have sold him - she may not think him so lovely when she got a whiff of billy goat smell.