So for tonight's instalment on the mad goat.
We have a small conservatory off our kitchen, which is where I do the milking. When I return Pom to the yard, I have two buckets to carry so Cloud often gets out. If I haven't shut the conservatory door she goes straight in. She's convinced that something really, really exciting happens in there that she is missing out on.
Tonight I forgot to shut it and in she went but the wind promptly blew it shut. This freaked her somwhat and, as soon as I opened the door she rushed out and back to the yard. The yard gate had also blown shut so Cloud tried to get in through a gap measuring approx 12 inches x 12 inches tapering down to 2 inches. She nearly had the gate off its hinges before I hauled her out.